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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Job: Skater
my name is kyle, my pantz iz tite. My dick iz black, my face looks white. I rockz da adio shoes, and elemnt shirt, in mah spare time I likez to roll around in dirt. I leik ugly chicks, I go to the zoo. I pet lions and bears, I say BOB SAGET! Yo FUCK YOU!
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Yesterday was my birthday (June 10), WHOO HOO!
Sixteen now, bitches. ^-^
So st1k his girlfriend and I all went to the mall, and they surprised me with cake,
but not really because his girlfriend told me the surprise. I just pretended I didn't hear the whole hundred time they said anything, haha.
And the we got candles that said "Happy Birthday", and I wasn't supposed to know anything about that either but hey, shit happens. -_-
Anyways, they gave me one the best gift I could've asked for but didn't, (which is awesome), and I had an amazing birthday with the two best people in the world.
What more could I ask for?
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The professors, let's talk about them them for a second.
They're faggots, and they're fun, and they know how to have a good time.
Want to join? PM me or EvilJesus and ask us (Pm him, I really don't know what's going on).
Well give you details on how to become a professor.
(For more information on being a professor, visit EJ's profile)
