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Age/Gender: 18, Male
Job: Skater

my name is kyle, my pantz iz tite. My dick iz black, my face looks white. I rockz da adio shoes, and elemnt shirt, in mah spare time I likez to roll around in dirt. I leik ugly chicks, I go to the zoo. I pet lions and bears, I say BOB SAGET! Yo FUCK YOU!

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7/21/06

Level: 18
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Sergeant
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My Birthday (among other things) :D

Posted by kylexthexpostman Jun. 11, 2008 @ 11:06 AM EDT

Yesterday was my birthday (June 10), WHOO HOO!
Sixteen now, bitches. ^-^
So st1k his girlfriend and I all went to the mall, and they surprised me with cake,
but not really because his girlfriend told me the surprise. I just pretended I didn't hear the whole hundred times they said anything, haha.
And then we got candles that said "Happy Birthday", and I wasn't supposed to know anything about that either but hey, shit happens. -_-
Anyways, they gave me one the best gifts I could've asked for but didn't, (which is awesome), and I had an amazing birthday with the two best people in the world.
What more could I ask for?
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The professors, let's talk about them them for a second.
They're faggots, and they're fun, and they know how to have a good time.
Want to join? PM me or EvilJesus and ask us (Pm him, I really don't know what's going on).
Well give you details on how to become a professor.
(For more information on being a professor, visit EJ's profile)
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I'm actually going to see how long I can get this before I get tired of looking at the same shit, so I've decided to take on the tedious task of making a list of all the users (in MY opinion) that are sexliciously cool and the ones that are ridiculously shitty. If you're not on the list there's a reason, or I just didn't remember that you still existed. Either way, don't ask to be on my list, that just shows ignorance and ignorance means you should be put in the shitty users section.
YEAH.

Cool people:
EvilJesus - He is my n word, we play xbox live together and we stick together like professors. He's probably one of the funnier users on the site, so treat him with shit loads of respect or I'll find out where you live and kill you.

Krum - Well, Krum is ... Krum is Krum, okay? Alright then.

Redcoin - You're a cutie patootie, yes you are.

Agustana - Is a girl, I had to put her on here to even things out. There's too much cock in my list. Also, she kewt lululmaolawlolol.

Lost-Chances - This guy is hilarious. I HAD to put him on here, even if I barely know him.

Lucy - SHE IS HAWT.

Stupid Fuckers:

deathslayer666- Just look at the name. Need I say more?

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12/16/08

I finally got my DEITY whistle, bitches.
It took me such a long time but I finally did it.
As soon as I saw that I had it I ran through my house yelling "FUCK YES!".
I'm so happy, and tomorrow I level up!
This is going to be a great month. :D

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07/28/09

Fuck man, I haven't updated this in forever.
Basically, I've been taking a break from computers and whatnot, I haven't even really been on to check my myspace either, so that's saying something.
I've mostly been chillin' on xbox live and shit.
I got a girlfriend now too, the love of my life :D.
I pretty much have been busy doing a whole lot of nothing lately and it's not at all sucking.
I changed my gamertag from kylethexpostman man to o IH E IR IB o too, so if you want to add me then go right ahead. But space is limited, and I usually delete new people within a week or two. So if I know you, go right ahead and send me a request with your usernames in a message of some sort and I'll add you.
PROFESSOR TILL THE DAY I DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

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